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" You want to know why I wrote that stupid book?

Why?

So that you might come to a reading in Paris and I could walk up to you and ask, 'Where the fuck were you?' "

Ironic

"A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think..."